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Thursday
Feb112010

Extreme Weather Conditions!

New York was hit with a huge snowstorm yesterday. Now, let's look at other weather reports from around the world:


Greenwich, Connecticut: Pure white as far as the eye can see. No snow.

Pakistan: Certainly no black flecks falling gently from sky of mysterious radioactive byproduct of sloppy plutonium enrichment

Zhuzhou, China: Absolutely!

Nigeria: A touch more underwear bomb-y than the same time last year

Haiti, as Angelina Jolie Walks by My Spot in the Wreckage: Extreme conditions of pantal warming

Playboy Mansion: A damp, clammy wind of desperation wafted across the sequin-strewn grounds and past a lone, broken high heel.

Darfur: High of 36°C; colder tonight, with scattered genocides

Woman Who's Always Wearing Sunglasses Who Lives with Her Husband or Maybe Boyfriend in the Thin-Walled Condo Next Door: Nothing was seen or heard, at all. Especially not hitting.

Pyongyang, North Korea: We intentionally left the power off again to facilitate excellent stargazing for the 137,678th night in a row

Bill Gates Compound: Winter advisory warning in the northwest wing

Overly Polite Stock Boy Afraid of Getting Fired, after an Earlier Incident Where He Was Almost Fired: Out of weather, so sorry

Karl Rove: Darkness all around me. Note: I switched to the first person because I make the weather

School for the Dyslexic: UNS!

U.S. Postal Service: Lost the weather in the weather

Don Rickles: Weather? But I just met her! [Hip, femur, and tibia all break while making joke]

Some Bridesmaid's Placenta Somewhere, Unbeknownst to Her: Inhabited


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um. was that the weather at the playboy mansion or was it the weather in that dude tammer's life? deepressing.

February 25, 2010 | Unregistered Commentervida

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