Extreme Weather Conditions!
New York was hit with a huge snowstorm yesterday. Now, let's look at other weather reports from around the world:
Greenwich, Connecticut: Pure white as far as the eye can see. No snow.
Pakistan: Certainly no black flecks falling gently from sky of mysterious radioactive byproduct of sloppy plutonium enrichment
Zhuzhou, China: Absolutely!
Nigeria: A touch more underwear bomb-y than the same time last year
Haiti, as Angelina Jolie Walks by My Spot in the Wreckage: Extreme conditions of pantal warming
Playboy Mansion: A damp, clammy wind of desperation wafted across the sequin-strewn grounds and past a lone, broken high heel.
Darfur: High of 36°C; colder tonight, with scattered genocides
Woman Who's Always Wearing Sunglasses Who Lives with Her Husband or Maybe Boyfriend in the Thin-Walled Condo Next Door: Nothing was seen or heard, at all. Especially not hitting.
Pyongyang, North Korea: We intentionally left the power off again to facilitate excellent stargazing for the 137,678th night in a row
Bill Gates Compound: Winter advisory warning in the northwest wing
Overly Polite Stock Boy Afraid of Getting Fired, after an Earlier Incident Where He Was Almost Fired: Out of weather, so sorry
Karl Rove: Darkness all around me. Note: I switched to the first person because I make the weather
School for the Dyslexic: UNS!
U.S. Postal Service: Lost the weather in the weather
Don Rickles: Weather? But I just met her! [Hip, femur, and tibia all break while making joke]
Some Bridesmaid's Placenta Somewhere, Unbeknownst to Her: Inhabited
Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:57AM | Share Article
Reader Comments (1)
um. was that the weather at the playboy mansion or was it the weather in that dude tammer's life? deepressing.