Famous Breakups, Explained
The Beatles: Ringo was urging a shift to ska
MLK Jr. and the Suffragettes: Their lead singer inexplicably stopped showing up to practice
Seinfeld: Realized that The Marriage Ref (NBC, Thursdays at 10/9c) couldn't be developed unless he had 12 years to work on the concept
Germany and the Soviet Union (June 22, 1941): Hitler had recently called Stalin a "poopypants" on führeriousatmyfather.tumblr.com
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: She was just too sad and boring all the time
The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien: Conan had done all that he could with the show
Britney Spears's career: Her fetus became pregnant
Brittany Murphy's career: Got less cute a few weeks after she died
The Primordial Universe (pre-Big Bang): Sick of being singularity
Nicolas Cage and Acting Ability: Right after Adaptation, when he deboarded a JetBlue red-eye to LAX and accidentally left his ability to care in the seat pocket in front of him
Woody Allen and Mia Farrow: Mia turned 12
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston: With Bristol pursuing her post-baccalaureate at the University of Washington and Levi increasingly in demand for his lectures on international microfinance, they tried to make it work, but agreed it would be best for the world if Levi just posed for Playgirl
Sonny and Cher: After struggling with a long illness, Cher exploded